I am in a quandry about my outfit for tonight -I just don't think I can compete with Jean!! (See thread in Blogs)

I started my preparations last night and bleached my hair - used 90% peroxide to be sure of blonde look and it's gone a strange green colour - the bit that's left that is. Mind you it might look ok if I stand with Jean with her mohican.

I decided against leopard skin as animal prints are so common these days so went for lime green chiffon babydoll and skirt with the glitter thong. However I tried it on and when I ran up the stairs to look in the mirror, it rubbed on the nylon of the thong and went up in flash of static at the top of the stairs Will have to have a re-think.

Hope your preparations are going better than mine.

Julie

I have posted on the other thread
hay Julie I love the sound of the green hair very festive
Mary L

Ooooh Mary - sounds like you are nearly ready too

"the thought of Jean's gear well I just cant find the words
I now have a red rash around my tattoo so will not need much make-up as for my outfit mistletoe tassels with a thong to match
white fur collar around the neck wrists and boots 9in black knee boots
hope I will be able to climb into the slay??
can any-one help me stand if I fall off the boots please"
see you at 7
Mary L

Hope the tassels don't chafe too much before you go out!

Julie

Jean I am holding my breath until i see you tonight!!!!! Woh, woh and woh again!!!!! Mary, I'll hold you up!!

I'm just applying the last coat of plaster over the polyfilla then i'll be ready.

Sorry, posted twice I'm so excited!

Running a bit late waiting for the plaster to dry.
Should be with you by midnight.

I can't wait to see what you have on under the santa outfit Eleanor.

Well! That was not fair! Whose bright idea was it to feed the reindeers beans and let them drink my pernod? And as for that tray! OK, I know that it is almost Christmas but to show us up by having Mary hanging off the side by her tassels was in very bad taste! Mary up side down is even worse than Mary flying attached by her tassels! Then when her thong pinged off and landed on that policeman's helmet - well I was simply mortified! The photographer from the News of the World took a photograph of that policeman running like the clappers with Doreen and Jenni chasing him! Why did you just not shout out that you only wanted Mary's furry, pink thong back? And......I am sure that I did remind you all that it was best not to allow Jean near water! The sight of her clanking her way towards the Trafalger Square fountains with Amanda and Julie in demented, drunken pursuit will haunt me all my days! It was like something out of a horror movie! AND I thought that you weren't going to wear the animal skin Julie? That dog will need therapy after the encounter with your sash or was that your skirt? Now I am aware that it was Kathleen's birthday and she wanted a surprise but Doctor Who flying in his sleigh with the reindeer was not very fair to the garden centre lot that I had borrowed. When do you think that Jenni, Kathleen, Mary and Doreen will be back? Jenni's got to be home for Christmas Eve. As for all you other girls! Inky was a disgrace! Why she was trying to climb on the roof of that ice cream van I'll never know but I think that Amanda might!

PS: I did return the sleigh and reindeer to the garden centre although the deer really wanted to go with Dr Who and be on the Christmas episode.

Get to Rigby and Peller quick! Going out in London with chains round your 'upper bits'! No wonder you were arrested! Police only put you in the dog kennel because you and JulieM insisted in taking her dog out with you attached to your chains! Goodness only knows what was stuck on your mohican! Looked like MaryL 's special eggs.

Eleanor x

Oh Jean, have you no shame?? How could you do all that on my birthday?? I had to try and explain to all my friends and family why you were plastered all over the News of the World!! I`ll never live it down! The brick through Harrods window was the last straw!! We were all so busy trying to stop Mary L from making a spectacle of herself that we took our eyes off you for one minute, but of course, that was all you needed.

It`s no good relying on everyone else to stay sober - you know that would have been impossible. We just couldn`t waste all the supplies that Eleanor brought in her sleigh - though I thought it was a bit mean of Doreen to start helping herself as soon as we`d picked her up. After all, I at least had the sense to pace myself.

And who said Julie could bring the dog? You all knew my snake is particular whose company he keeps - it wasn`t my fault he got amorous with Amanda. And I`m sure it was Julie who pinched my flashing antlers - I haven`t seen them since, and they cost me a fortune in Edinburgh. I heard this morning that the ice-cream man is in the Priory receiving treatment, he was so traumatised after people tried to climb on the roof and set off his chimes.

Now apparently the dustmen are threatening a Christmas strike - the bosses are not pleased that a particular lorry was giving a lift to a dishevelled lady with a Mohican! Does anyone know anyone fitting that description?

By the way, who ate all Maria`s lovely biscuits? I didn`t get a single one, and it WAS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

Kathleen x

PS Doreen - we didn`t like to tell you, but there were loads of cracks in your pollyfiller by the time we got to Harrod`s.

The reason you can't remember much about last night Doreen was because you were with me in Harrods (with that slimy snake) enjoying the champers and canapes TOO much.

That's where I've been ladies, if you've been wondering!....it didn't matter so much that Kathleen's snake is in love with me, it kept the other vipers at bay.

Anyway Doreen, Julie, Melly and myself came home with the firemen who had been waiting outside Harrods as my fur coat is worth a small fortune (not as much as my wine vineyard) and we had to be duly escorted home.

I do have a confession to make (I am good at these as I am a Catholic!),,,I stole and ate Maria's biscuits, you see I thought they would placate Mark when I arrived home with a snake and firemen.

Needless to say I didn't have to worry as he had already eaten ALL 200 home made choccies from the fridge...I'll be a busy bee tomorrow (and with a hangover too!) LOL

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